✨ Messaging Crime: Acting Like You Never Panicked at $1800
ETH is at $4600 and suddenly everyone’s back in their Web3 era like they didn’t just spend two years pivoting to AI and pretending not to check their wallets.
ETH didn’t just pump.
She put on lashes, slipped into vintage Margiela, and walked back into the club like she never swore she was done with all of this.
And everyone else?
They’re back too—grabbing overpriced cocktails and pretending they didn’t cry during the dip.
We climbed back up this mountain and now everyone’s acting like they never left.
That’s the crime.
Not being scared at $1800.
Not muting your favorite tokens.
Not even pivoting your brand to “AI-enabled go-to-market infrastructure.”
(Bless your heart.)
The crime is coming back loud, wrong, and historically revisionist.
🧠 Reminder: Crypto isn’t just price. It’s narrative.
And this rally? It isn’t just numbers.
It’s vibe.
It’s re-emergence energy.
It’s people dusting off their MetaMask and trying to act like the bear market was a networking sabbatical.
We see you.
You who deleted old tweets and quietly revived your ENS.
You who updated your LinkedIn to say “building in public” again.
You who forgot what it felt like to believe—and now don’t want to admit you’re scared it might actually happen this time.
🧼 The Messaging Crime Cleanup List:
Don’t say “I always believed.” You didn’t. And that’s okay.
Don’t post “We’re so back” without clarifying where you went.
Don’t repackage 2021 narratives in a 2024 font. We grew up. So should your copy.
Here’s the real flex at $4600:
Admit where you flinched.
Show your scars.
Tell the truth.
Because the ones who kept building without the hype?
They don’t need a comeback.
They were never performing in the first place.
Want to say something smart at $4600?
Start by not lying about how you felt at $1800.
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